Wail, thanks there essssessssq. And, ya know, most a that (the saxes and the bones) ARE real brass but, yea, there’s this ol patch on my wavestation that for some unfathomable reason I just love nearly to death. It’s called “Jazz Mutes” and that there’s probly what yor referin to. One feller’s ceilin’s another gal’s floor I guess. And, hey, did ya try any a that Gnarly Head Zin I done touted on? I had some night before last. Crimeny I love that stuff bout as much, maybe more, than I do that there “Jazz Mutes” patch :-)

I went lookin for it just the other day and as I suspected the knuckleheads (and I use that term with false endearment) of our commonwealth’s liquor store system did not have any in.

And I would love to hear what that brass sounds like dryish, what’s the chance I could (slim or none? ;-) )

Wail, now that I listen to it again, I thank that it’s just not that ol “Jazz Mutes” patch (which, a course, I’ll defend almost to the death…Why??) it’s that all the “brass” instruments are playin with cup mutes. So they buzzzzzz. As they should. And exactly how would you hear em “dryish”? That’s how I like my martini’s BTW.

It’s well known that I don’t know much about how music aught to sound. It gives me a fresh approach but dooms me to looking ignorant, my apologies :-). Clearly everyone else got it. We all know you know what you are doing sir.

Wail, ifn CalGal (or even several of ya’ll) wants me ta make her such a mix I’ll be happy to. And, like always, I’m already hearin other stuff I could do…sigh…won’t the voices in my ol noggin ever stop? ;-)

I just went on a little nostalgia cruise listening to stuff from a long time ago - and therefore bumped into my own comment here. I can’t believe that I suggested things you shoulda, coulda, might’ave done. Sorry old friend - I was younger and even more foolish then, than I’m now. I take back that entire paragraph and simply enjoy your magnificent work!

Wail ifn yor inta that there, Sippy Cup, I’d suggest ya get yorself over to realworldremixed.com and check out my other stuff. I’ve got one over there that should make ya go all apoplectic or somethin. Honest.

I agree with ya there Gurdonark about makin ol CalGal more “haunting”. I may work on that. Thanks for the idea!

Wail, actually while it is true that I do own and run a real honest to gawd commercial studio it is also true that I don’t do any a my admittedly geniotically uber brilliant music production there. I, as you, work at home. And I’d swap my left nut for a 6x6 room. My whole entire setup is housed in our laundry sink (I sit on the washer/dryer) and I have to record my guitars out in the bathroom which, as you know ol pal, is about 50 feet out back. Course now for xmas last year (and as a present for comin in ahead a you in that there contest) ol Bear did have the sink “mink-lined” plus she had a 100% genuine faux gold fixture put in…I actually have the hot & cold knobs wired up as my console only I got em labled “suck” and “don’t suck”. I cain’t remember which one I used on this here track. And what in hell do ya mean by “free”???? Hell, I got people lined up outside the laundry room window that pays two bucks apiece just fer the pleasure a watchin me create these here musical gems. I cleared $138.00 on this here track alone. But I appreciate yor tryin ta comfort me in my time of need, ol pal. Honest. And, yea, I guess I do want that there badly imaged brass as I still love that ol patch. But listen, ifn I was a feller who’d been doin that there warblin pitch-shifty Cher thang to everbody and his cousin that I remixed I wouldn’t be talkin about no “Robot” stuff. Glass houses, like my momma would say. And, you know, it don’t sound like yor cold’s one bit better. But at least I can tell yor tryin ta do somethin about it by drinkin (I’m guessin) about two or three bottles a Nyquil before ya wrote me. Have sweet dreams ol Pal.

Oh yea, I almost forgot. I thank I’m gonna do one a them Songboy ones. Just fer the exercise ya understand.

Well i can imagine how sensitive you must be after all these critical comments afore me , that your mind must be affected to misread my summary and think it was levelled at some section of your opus. But i have to publically confirm that your robot vocals are indeed to my taste for the very reason you have mentioned and was feelin empathy with your here production skills. So the glasshouse gibe hurts me some and let me say i would pay double no more , a least five dollars to stand in line to see you. `create’

I feel awkward for you mentioning that competition in that my squeky gitar effort did indeed only limp in at 5th position and yet somehow is the at second place in the listened to chart. An accounting error i am sure but possibly highlighting a public disagreement with the outcome. Glasshouses indeed.

So on with the brass samples and be dammed i say. You show em

Look forward to the Songboy mix. He has the potential possibly to make an authentic country piece, him being American that is and that being one of the needed qualying qualities to carry the official title.

Bit like the world series

I am sure there is a Randy Travis preset in that melodyne thingy to give him that warbly vocal twang.

PS.

I know you loathe the internet but consider a web cam in that Bathroom outback, id sign up like a flash for it.

You do accept Euros don’t ya ?

You just don’t know how much it makes a por, dumb ol, country, hick feller like me well-up with pride…heck, I thank I’m gettin teary eyed…at the thought that you, my old and dear pal, would actually pay to see me piddle… around. Listen, you know as well as I do that I couldn’t charge you not one damn nickle. And you don’t have to get on no internet ifn ya want ta take a tour of the master bath. You just come on over to tha house anytime, 24/7 and I’ll show it to you personal. Might even let ya do a little cogitatin your ownself in there. Might just do ya some good as along with that there cold you sound like ya might be gettin a little “stopped up” ifn ya know what I mean and I thank you do? And ifn I’m rememberin right didn’t you tell me at the last meetin of “Underpaid and Underappreciated What Ain’t Even Got a Dang LIfe Remixers Anonymous” that most a them “listens” to yor RW mix was just you? I know mine shore as hell was ;-)

Never mind the great remixes, the posts alone make for some fine entertainment… and all for free, you just can’t beat it!

I’ll second that



for the comments, very witty, but do play nice boys :-) :-)

Wail, we’re just walkin what’s left of our wits there, esssssessssq. But it does look like ya need a shovel ta get through our mutual admiration missives, don’t it?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Can’t…breathe…laughing…too….hard…*snortle*…*giggle*…*guffaw*…help…fading fast…but…can’t stop….laughing…his…his…hysterically!!!

Wail thanks there, SOL. But try an restrain yorself, will ya?

Plus, has anybody ever clued ya inta what yor initials actually stand for?

Aw shucks, there Frank, ol pal. Now don’t go gettin me all teary eyed and embarrased. I cain’t help it. Lord knows I’ve tried.

And I thank ya mean “inherent dopeyness”, don’t ya?

LOL @ “inherent dopeyness”….