*really* depressing lyrics. 5 for emotion

ironic tone. 4 for expression through manipulation of accepted style (intentional or not :D)

bonafide songcrafting. 5

this is far from the norm here, so its a little difficult to rate.

14/3=4.66_ => 5

(this is the rollout of my new "totally-subjective-throw-them-off-with-numbers" rating methodology)