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O Little Plastic Bag Of Poo

uploaded: Sat, Oct 13, 2018 @ 3:58 AM last modified: Sat, Oct 13, 2018 @ 4:16 AM (add)

by	Speck
Featuring	Admiral Bob
length	3:36
BPM	120
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So… I had just come home from a walk in the woods with the thought ‘I should write a song called O Little Plastic Bag Of Poo’ when I heard Admiral Bob’s fantastic second Singer Bait upload. So I did.

Also contains a dogpark recording from hargissssound over at freesound.org.

The words:

O little plastic bag of poo
resting on the path
you are too innocent
a target for my wrath

I’d rather focus my disdain
on those that left you there
They forgot to take you home with them
as if they didn’t care

It’s a silly situation
You’re imprisoned in the shade
instead of being tossed aside
to biodegrade

That’s all they really have to do
They don’t have to package it
Just get that pile off the path
so I don’t have to step in it

I don’t blame the doggies butt
They’re just doing what they do
I blame the owners negligence
and lack of follow-through

I imagine they did not intend
to leave you on the trail
making you a sample of
a good intentions fail

O little plastic bag of poo
tossed by the side
Will anybody come for you
before you’re petrified

O little plastic bag of poo
how will you get home
Maybe they’ll remember you
when they get off their phone

O little plastic bag of poo
don’t pout, you’ve been dejected
Maybe I’ll take you home myself
You look so gosh darn neglected

I could use you in the garden
or flush you down the shitter
or I could throw you in the garbage can
with all our used cat litter

At least you might feel less alone