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Poke in the Eye (Pig flu that way)

uploaded: Wed, May 13, 2009 @ 12:33 AM

by	ScOmBer
Featuring	Subliminal, Fireproof Babies, Edwin van Buuringen & The US Centre for Disease Control & Prevention
length	6:09
BPM	115
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Its not often that I spend more than an hour on a mix so here it is.
I was so impressed by Subs “hornet” that I had to do something with it but it quickly spread through my respiratory system and took over my body causing a form of hard/prog rock delirium.
Anyway, I’ve spent far too long in the lounge recently.

This song is a story about a mate of mine that flew in from Mexico the other day and was holed up at the airport in quarantine for 48 hours with a pretty nurse. They mistook his self induced Tequila poisoning for pig flu. The good news is that he got the nurse’s phone number.
Not very happy with the sound of the Mp3 compared to the original mixdown wav file that scared my neighbours.
Cut and massaged Sub’s original so much its a bit like a slab of over processed ham now.

Here’s the words;

Poke in the Eye (Pig Flu that way)

I’ve got my windows up
and the stereo on high
I had my made up
theres a hornet buzzin through vanilla sky

Now is your mind made up? Oooo
oh please tell me darling
that I’m better than a poke
I’m better than a poke in the eye
ooo yeah
or a slice of bacon from your pretty backside…

I had this wet kind of sniffle
as the pigs are flying south oooo
and my fever its contagious
says the doctor in the mask
with the swab in my mouth

well the nurse is kind of funky
can you pour me some wine? oooo
we can get right down and dirty
theres no need to get all shirty
we can exchange some swine

I’ve spent a life kissing pigs
down in Mexico way
I had my fight with tequila
with a black headed sheila
its supposed to make this bug go away.

Now is your mind made up? Oooo
oh please tell me darling
that I’m better than a poke
I’m better than a poke in the eye
ooo yeah

I’ve been achn
for some bacon
with a pig in a sty
and the ham right on the brochure
wasn’t far from being kosher
that I think its a lie
I been wheezn and a sneezn
with my temperature high
I’ve been glued to the news
saw my dealer for some Tamiflu
with eyes open wide

turn all weepy and all yella
is it a message down from Allah?

Now is your mind made up? Ooooo
oh please tell me darling
that I’m better than a poke
I’m better than a poke in the eye
ooo yeah

(insert public health advisory here at own risk)

Now was your mind made up? Ooooo
oh please tell me darling
that I’m better than a poke
I’m better than a poke in the eye
poke in the eye

Ooink Ooink Ooink etc

Scomber 2009
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