When the Meteorologist Predicts Snow
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I’ve been fighting with this song for weeks. On my third attempt, smilingcynic’s instrumental made it all come together AND inspired a bit of a rap. I was trying to sound like the band Cake, but I think I sound more like Weird Al Yankovic. Oh, and this is my first recording of my new toy… a U-bass (ukulele bass). Sure, the playing is sloppy (I’m brand new at the bass), but boy-oh-boy did I have fun. :D Anyway… I hope you dig!
Here’s the pella and bass. And smilingcynic’s stems are uploaded here- I cut & rearranged them quite a bit. WORDS If you live where it snows Then you know how it goes Everyone takes a breath When the meteorologist Predicts snow Predicts snow Predicts snow Snow starts coming down Caught up in the wind Blowing in our faces So fucking freezing Too cold to breathe Too cold to think Hats, gloves, scarves, coats Hardly do anything The inches pile up We’ll have to dig ourselves out Just to go to work Can’t drive anywhere else With the dangerous roads Slick bridges, black ice Potholes everywhere Driving terrifies When I hear sappy songs About beautiful snow and icicles I wanna throw a snowball In the singers face Because snow Because snow Because snow Is romanticized In the worst of ways Like this whole winter season Is a damn cliché The truth is cold The truth is wet Dry hands, dry house Runny nose, chapped lips Everyone gets a cold Everyone gets the flu Power outages kill Heating bills accrue You have to scrape your windows And heat up your car Shovel the driveway Or you stay where you are If you live where it snows Then you know how it goes Everyone takes a breath When the meteorologist Predicts snow Predicts snow Predicts snow
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"When the Meteorologist Predicts Snow"
by Kara Square 2013 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial (3.0)  Click here for how to give credit and other conditions. 
Editorial pickKara Square’s “When the Meteorologist Predicts Snow” is a female-Cake-meets-Weird-Al rap rant on the reality of long, cold winters. Smiling Cynic’s musical contribution and Kara’s remixing skills result in a cynically remarkable track — a must listen this winter! snowflake
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