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selling me (vocal only)

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I was thinking that selling a book of your poems is like trying to sell yourself…

Selling me

Customers who bought me also bought a kilogram of bruised bananas
Customers who bought me also bought 50 Shades of Gray
Customers who bought me also bought a one month bus pass
Customers who bought me also bought Valentines chocolates
Customers who bought me also bought sex toys
Customers who bought me also bought asthma medication
Customers who bought me also bought a McHappy Meal
Customers who bought me also bought gargantuan TV screens
Customers who bought me also bought 10 ounces of crystal meth
Customers who bought me also bought time-share holidays in the Caymans
Customers who bought me also bought sponsorship for a child in Eritrea
Customers who bought me also bought weapons to arm insurgents
Customers who bought me were conceived in 1953 Buicks
Customers who bought me were unable to get an abortion in 23 states.
Customers who abort me were unable to buy twenty three states.
Customers who bought me felt like they hadn’t achieved anything of significance in their lives
Customers who bought me lived in the moment
Customers who bought me were lapsed Catholics
Customers who bought me were prolapsed and proLife
Customers who bought me embezzled $1.2 million undetected to finance their gambling addiction
Customers who bought me just wanted a little respect and recognition
Customers who bought me just wanted their husbands to give them a backrub
Customers who bought me sold themselves
Customers who bought me longed to return to their childhood.
Customers who bought me hated their childhood
Customers who bought me are like, y’know, inarticulate as.
Customers who bought me know there’s no money in poetry.
Customers who bought me know there’s no poetry in money
Customers who bought me will never be in the history books
Customers who bought me will never be in the news
Customers who bought me will never be in prison
Customers who bought me will never be in.
Customers who bought me will never be.
Customers who bought me will never.
Customers who bought me will.
Customers who bought me.
Customers who bored me.
Customers who bought
customers who bought
me.
Customers who?
Customers.