You Cant Rely on Fingernails Lyrics

You can rely on religion
Or government if you please
You can rely on sunshine
Or even the Calabrese

You can rely on mail
In rain or shine or snow
You can rely on boy scouts
To say a friendly hello

Chorus
But you cant rely on fingernails
Theyll tell you to sod off
And just when you need them,
Theyll toss a Molotov
You cant rely on fingernails
To stay pretty and clean
But you can rely on me

You can rely on taxes
Theyll be here every year
You can rely on Hollywood
To fill your mind with fear

You can rely on shadows
To follow you around
You can rely on car keys
To remain unfound

Chorus

Fingernails dont care
If youre in pain
Fingernails dont mind
If you lose the page
Of a great book
youve
Been reading for a week

OUCH!

Fingernails dont care
When youre strumming


And you cant rely on fingernails
Theyll break and be chewed
You have to admit that
They are ever so rude
You cant rely on fingernails
To get you through your day
But you can rely on me

"You Can't Rely on Fingernails"
by Beholdthebutterfly

2010 - Licensed under
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