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It Wasn't Me

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byDown With Ben
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A tribute to naughty children and patient parents everywhere. Dedicated to my four adorable trouble makers…


Plastic toys strewn across the floor.
Can someone in this house please tell me what this mess is for?
Whose milk is that?
Where did it come from?
Food should never leave the kitchen.
Why is your hair stuck with gum?

It wasn’t me!
I’m as confused as you!

Matching socks. Such a trying task.
Put your dirty clothes in the laundry bin.
Is that too much to ask?
Doing chores does no one any harm.
Who forgot to flush the toilet?
Why are bite marks on your arm?

It wasn’t me!
I’m as confused as you!

Lots of little girls and boys
Making messes making noise.
Sticky fingers everywhere
Ruining the leather chair.
Children always yelling fighting.
Pushing shoving screaming biting.
Try to keep a happy home.
Try to find some time alone.
Teaching how to use the potty.
What is good and what is naughty.
Sister’s hair grabbing yanking.
Seeming to deserve a spanking.
Kids constantly complaining.
Patience constantly is waning.
Talking back you know is rude.
Mister change your attitude.

It wasn’t me!
I’m as confused as you!

"It Wasn't Me"
by Down With Ben

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