This made me laugh today.

Read it all the way to the last paragraph.

“I’m not going to tell any of you nonbelievers to kill the ants, but,
uh, if you want to do so on behalf of the universe (of which we’re all
a part, you understand), then, uh, my students who haven’t mastered the
the ‘letting go’ meditation will not thank you but will certainly be
relieved they are no longer being bitten….ouch! [smack]”

I see a potential Shockshadow track out of this whole dilemma ;).

C

I remember when I and a few childhood friends took 4 baby chickens out into the woods. and I put bullets through two of thems chest…as the little chickens ran in circles not knowing what to do. they stood there looking at me and cherping, as if they wanted me to help them, just before they fell dead. Now that Im older I feel remorse for my actions.