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A Good Christian Man

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by	Speck
Featuring	jaspertine
length	4:54
BPM	111
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Thanks to jaspertine for the jazzy/loungey track to sing to. I tried it first to one of his rock tracks but that wasn’t going so well so when he uploaded this track I jumped ship. (Not that my singing got any better with the change of genre but it was a more comfortable fit.)

I wrote this after reading about Project 2025. Their stated objective is to ‘return’ America to a Christian Family Values society. By any means necessary. A couple days later I read the convicted felon’s statement – ‘I was not familiar with Project 2025, it’s dark and ridiculous and I’m not a part of it.’ Proof positive that he is. Though I will allow for the possibility that he’s so stupid that he doesn’t know he is. At any rate, he does claim to be a Christian so, my point stands.

UPDATE:
After a little more research I guess I owe Mr _ an apology. The fucking a porn star thing took place two months after his wife gave birth. So - a good Christian family man after all. My bad. I should do it over and sing ‘while your wife is nursing your baby’. But that would probably be inaccurate as well. I’m sure they have people for that.

I’m so glad we have a Christian man
to give ol’ Joe a beatin’
And you know he’s gonna win it ‘cause
he’s mastered lyin’ and cheatin’

We’re gonna get back to Mayberry
And he’s gonna lead the way
and all of you will be happier
unless you’re female, brown or gay

Christianity is the one big thing
that our country has been lacking
but now we’ve got a big strong man
to send all them sinners packin’

He don’t pay taxes
He don’t play fair
I’m not even gonna get
into his hair

‘cause I’m not judgemental
about insignificant things
I’m just so ecstatic
‘bout the wisdom he brings

Look how well he did with Covid
getting rid of excess
killed way more than any other country
a true Christian success

and there’s nothing more Christian
no ifs or buts or maybe
than fucking a porn star while
your wife is having your baby