A Good Christian Man
Thanks to jaspertine for the jazzy/loungey track to sing to. I tried it first to one of his rock tracks but that wasn’t going so well so when he uploaded this track I jumped ship. (Not that my singing got any better with the change of genre but it was a more comfortable fit.)
I wrote this after reading about Project 2025. Their stated objective is to ‘return’ America to a Christian Family Values society. By any means necessary. A couple days later I read the convicted felon’s statement – ‘I was not familiar with Project 2025, it’s dark and ridiculous and I’m not a part of it.’ Proof positive that he is. Though I will allow for the possibility that he’s so stupid that he doesn’t know he is. At any rate, he does claim to be a Christian so, my point stands. UPDATE: After a little more research I guess I owe Mr _ an apology. The fucking a porn star thing took place two months after his wife gave birth. So - a good Christian family man after all. My bad. I should do it over and sing ‘while your wife is nursing your baby’. But that would probably be inaccurate as well. I’m sure they have people for that. I’m so glad we have a Christian man to give ol’ Joe a beatin’ And you know he’s gonna win it ‘cause he’s mastered lyin’ and cheatin’ We’re gonna get back to Mayberry And he’s gonna lead the way and all of you will be happier unless you’re female, brown or gay Christianity is the one big thing that our country has been lacking but now we’ve got a big strong man to send all them sinners packin’ He don’t pay taxes He don’t play fair I’m not even gonna get into his hair ‘cause I’m not judgemental about insignificant things I’m just so ecstatic ‘bout the wisdom he brings Look how well he did with Covid getting rid of excess killed way more than any other country a true Christian success and there’s nothing more Christian no ifs or buts or maybe than fucking a porn star while your wife is having your baby
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