Listen well fellow mixters: I’ve been around long enough to know we’re all going to be working for this kid some day.

Sounds like someone playing with Acid.

It’s…uhhh…pretty bad.

It order to get someone to pay attention for more than 30 seconds, you need to give them some sort of expectations, some sort of context. This just rambles from one pseudo-idea to another. Try to draw out a structure and stick to it.