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CCM HelpLine

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This morning I admitted to myself that I have a remixing problem.
Yes it is true.
My ears are browning at the edges like old cauliflower heads from the fixed-on headphones and I am beginning to speak in mono at a constant BPM.

I decided to do something about it so I called the CCMixter help line for some urgent intervention.
After getting past the girl on the switch (was that you RT?) my call was immediately put through the queue to the director of operations himself; good old fourstones. I couldn’t hear him very well over the bubbles from his spa so he patched me through to the 24/7 remixer intervention call center; a benevolent organization especially geared to deal with this type of crisis.
My operator was the sultry Essesq who calmed my nerves through a series of mouse palates and essential oils.
I feel much better now.
I have my life back and am now in control….
Thanks CCM!

"CCM HelpLine"
by ScOmBer

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