Cheers Scomber La!

(mmm KFC.. I’ve been veggie since christmas… missin the chicken!)

Diet? or reducing your carbon footprint? Now I know why your mixes post xmas have been so tasty - you’re sweating out a lifetime of secret herbs and spices.
I tried the “meaty bites” diet once; though I really shouldn’t have because I ended up in the hospital , but I lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
My friend at the pet shop had told me it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete.
The hospital nutritionist called into my ward and horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the middle of the road licking my b*lls and a car hit me.

you are sumthin’ ELSE, scombrero!

Ha ha Scomber, you are nuts man (in a good way, with minimal licking)