What’s the difference between a guitar player and a mutual fund?
The mutual fund will eventually mature… is this thing on?

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
21 - one to actually change the bulb and another 20 to stand around saying “I can do that too you know.”
… is this thing on?

Greatest sample EVER!

The thing is, you see, that a great sample is all about the simple, uni-directional brief useful fun of it all—kinda like a life well-lived, in miniature.