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In 1971, Cornelius Bungor Dungor had a dream. Form a boy band! Make mega hits! Retire like a King! Inspired by the success of the Jackson 5, Cornelius knew the world was ready! Ready to rocket him and his all-white child band into the upper reaches of super-stardom! Except he didnt exactly have a band yet.
Through a secret underworld connection, Cornelius had five crude clones of himself made. He trained them ruthlessly around the clock in the murky depths of the duNGor jam facility.
Michael Jackson countered swiftly and without mercy, using the same underworld connections to turn himself white thus locking up the white boy band market before duNGor was ready.
This left the duNGoRs destitute, having spent their last money on flock of seagulls style hair, manicures and matching suits. So while their father descended into madness, the children were forced to fend for themselves in slightly less than glamorous careers?.
Maurice duNGoR - out of work porn director - lost all contracts due to a crazed oatmeal fetish - last movie: “Oatmeal and porn, together at last”
muNGoR - former child star, standin for Wheels off of Degrassi Jr. High - turned to coke and hawking cheap merchandise off infomercials
GiGi duNGoR - former sideshow freak, applied his skills in the more lucrative profession of IKEA mule
Ronnie duNGoR - escaped from a looney bin, thinks he’s Ron Jeremy the porn star
The Reverend Jimmy duNGoR - porn star turned preacher, twice reformed - recruited by the Rock and Roll church on 16th ave
It was the untimely death of their father - Cornelius Bungor duNGor (RIP) - who was the band’s drummer - who died while eating an eggplant sandwich that mysteriously burst into flames - that brought them back together again.
After securing the release of the members who were in jail, duNGoR is now loose and ready to perform in public for the first time since the infamous 1999 woodstock gig when they collectively started the riots by revealing to the crowd that the band limp bizcuit got their name from lead singer Fred Durst’s impotence problems??
Through a secret underworld connection, Cornelius had five crude clones of himself made. He trained them ruthlessly around the clock in the murky depths of the duNGor jam facility.
Michael Jackson countered swiftly and without mercy, using the same underworld connections to turn himself white thus locking up the white boy band market before duNGor was ready.
This left the duNGoRs destitute, having spent their last money on flock of seagulls style hair, manicures and matching suits. So while their father descended into madness, the children were forced to fend for themselves in slightly less than glamorous careers?.
Maurice duNGoR - out of work porn director - lost all contracts due to a crazed oatmeal fetish - last movie: “Oatmeal and porn, together at last”
muNGoR - former child star, standin for Wheels off of Degrassi Jr. High - turned to coke and hawking cheap merchandise off infomercials
GiGi duNGoR - former sideshow freak, applied his skills in the more lucrative profession of IKEA mule
Ronnie duNGoR - escaped from a looney bin, thinks he’s Ron Jeremy the porn star
The Reverend Jimmy duNGoR - porn star turned preacher, twice reformed - recruited by the Rock and Roll church on 16th ave
It was the untimely death of their father - Cornelius Bungor duNGor (RIP) - who was the band’s drummer - who died while eating an eggplant sandwich that mysteriously burst into flames - that brought them back together again.
After securing the release of the members who were in jail, duNGoR is now loose and ready to perform in public for the first time since the infamous 1999 woodstock gig when they collectively started the riots by revealing to the crowd that the band limp bizcuit got their name from lead singer Fred Durst’s impotence problems??
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