Does my butt look BIG in this?
uploaded: Thu, Feb 13, 2014 @ 1:22 PM
Way back in 2010, Zap and I got together to celebrate Big Butts.
Seeing that today is Valentine’s Day, I’ve remastered this guide for all the fellas out there who tonight will have to navigate how to answer your girl when she asks you : “Does my butt look big in this?”. I’ll dedicate this song to my beautiful wife Sarah (Aka Sassygal) who definitely has “the sweetest little butt in this kingdom by far”. PS despite writing this song she still went on to marry me lol. Here’s the words; Does my butt look big in this?? Now listen up guys and listen up well I got some do’s and some don’ts with a story to tell you betta button your lip and dont let it slip if she asks you a question something like this: Saturday night I’m running so late to pick up my girl I just can’t wait a night of dancing on our second date or some cheap romancing just cant wait! I knock on her door and plant her a kiss she spins right around and says: “Does my butt look big in this? (she says it again) I said does my butt look big in this? Will you answer me! and look me in the eye if you cant be honest then don’t even try! Just tell me the truth or I’ll burst out and cry If your answer is wrong there’ll be no cherry pie” solo “No Cherry Pie!” Its a loaded old question you cant deny you’ll be dammed if you don’t and dammed if you try! My lips started shaking I think you know why my mind’s gone to jelly I started to lie - “You look beautiful sweetheart Just get in the car you got the sweetest little butt in this kingdom by far” And those jeans look so fine with your g string way up high! so much booty I’ve lost my mind then she looked at me as if I was high! I planted kiss she spun right around and went back to her wardrobe for second round (waiting for 30 minutes…) 30 minutes later she came back downstairs wearing a dress with bows in her hair with a pattern so gaudy I thought I would flunk enough glitter and sequins to frighten a drunk I said it was fine cause we just have to go got back to the car with my girlfriend in tow. (Driving now finally…) Driv’n along route 69, heading for the dance short of time I planted the slipper and followed the line, some sirens a flashing I’m blue light blind! I pulled right up to the side of the road Got out of the car when the officer crowed: “Are you in a hurry young man? Clocked your at 99” “But I’m late for the dance so I thought I’d be fine” “I’ll let you off this time your girls got a stack cause I’m thinking if I searched her I’d find 40 pounds of crack” (40 pounds of crack) “Think I better give you a police escort” Solo She repeats: “I said does my butt look big in this? Will you answer me! (she says it again) I said does my butt look big in this? Just tell me the truth or I’ll burst out and cry If your answer is wrong there’ll be no cherry pie” And you know guys - I really didn’t want any cherry pie after all that - kind of lost my appetite - I think we never got to the dance we just went round and round the county I said Does my butt look big in this… (like a broken record) Ending with heartfelt apology… Love you Sassy…
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Does my butt look BIG in this?
Does my butt look BIG in this?
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