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Does my butt look BIG in this?

 
uploaded: Thu, Feb 13, 2014 @ 1:22 PM
byScOmBer
FeaturingZapac & Sassygal
length4:54
BPM120
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Way back in 2010, Zap and I got together to celebrate Big Butts.

Seeing that today is Valentine’s Day, I’ve remastered this guide for all the fellas out there who tonight will have to navigate how to answer your girl when she asks you : “Does my butt look big in this?”.

I’ll dedicate this song to my beautiful wife Sarah (Aka Sassygal) who definitely has “the sweetest little butt in this kingdom by far”.

PS despite writing this song she still went on to marry me lol.

Here’s the words;

Does my butt look big in this??


Now listen up guys
and listen up well
I got some do’s and some don’ts
with a story to tell

you betta button your lip
and dont let it slip
if she asks you a question
something like this:


Saturday night
I’m running so late
to pick up my girl
I just can’t wait

a night of dancing
on our second date
or some cheap romancing
just cant wait!

I knock on her door
and plant her a kiss
she spins right around
and says:

“Does my butt look big in this?
(she says it again)
I said does my butt look big in this?
Will you answer me!
and look me in the eye
if you cant be honest
then don’t even try!
Just tell me the truth
or I’ll burst out and cry
If your answer is wrong
there’ll be no cherry pie”

solo “No Cherry Pie!”

Its a loaded old question
you cant deny
you’ll be dammed if you don’t
and dammed if you try!
My lips started shaking
I think you know why
my mind’s gone to jelly
I started to lie -

“You look beautiful sweetheart
Just get in the car
you got the sweetest little butt
in this kingdom by far”

And those jeans look so fine
with your g string way up high!
so much booty
I’ve lost my mind
then she looked at me
as if I was high!
I planted kiss
she spun right around
and went back to her wardrobe
for second round

(waiting for 30 minutes…)

30 minutes later she came back downstairs
wearing a dress
with bows in her hair
with a pattern so gaudy
I thought I would flunk
enough glitter and sequins
to frighten a drunk
I said it was fine
cause we just have to go
got back to the car
with my girlfriend in tow.

(Driving now finally…)

Driv’n along route 69,
heading for the dance
short of time
I planted the slipper
and followed the line,
some sirens a flashing
I’m blue light blind!
I pulled right up
to the side of the road
Got out of the car
when the officer crowed:

“Are you in a hurry young man?
Clocked your at 99”


“But I’m late for the dance
so I thought I’d be fine”

“I’ll let you off this time
your girls got a stack
cause I’m thinking if I searched her
I’d find 40 pounds of crack”


(40 pounds of crack)

“Think I better give you a police escort”

Solo

She repeats:
“I said does my butt look big in this?
Will you answer me!
(she says it again)
I said does my butt look big in this?

Just tell me the truth
or I’ll burst out and cry
If your answer is wrong
there’ll be no cherry pie”

And you know guys -
I really didn’t want any cherry pie after all that -
kind of lost my appetite -
I think we never got to the dance we just went round and round the county

I said Does my butt look big in this… (like a broken record)

Ending with heartfelt apology…

Love you Sassy…
 

"Does my butt look BIG in this?"
by ScOmBer

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