By and by, here’s to a new year with slightly better behaved children. All lyrics based on real life….
Tried to sing this in the key of B…
It would mean a lot to me
If when I said please go to bed you would not turn on the TV.
I need you to know that inside your nose your finger should not go.
And it’s great you like to draw,
But that picture would look better drawn on paper, not the wall.
Now look at your hands.
Will you please wash them before dinner since you’ve had them down your pants.
You sill monkey!
Your sister may have pushed you around,
But put that tire iron down.
It’s never good to hit people in the head,
You must use words instead.
And if you think you’ll go outside without putting your clothes on, then you’re in for a surprise.
It’s always best, before leaving the house, that you are fully dressed.
You silly monkey!
What am I to do with you?