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Coronal Mass Ejection (Pella)

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by	coruscate
Featuring	SackJo22
length	3:29
BPM	89.6
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Pun explanations

Starting with the title:

A blackout can be caused by a solar flare, also called a “Coronal Mass Ejection” or a “Sun Burst.”

Quote: Beat title : Blackout
My title : Coronal Mass Ejection
SackJo22’s scratched words in bridge : “Sun” “Burst”

Horse puns because I’m playing Umamusume.

Quote: Gimped and gelded you should retire
I can’t be your sire! Don’t know your broodmare

“The Thing” was adapted from the novella “Who goes there?”

Quote: Transform like the thing, who goes there?

This is a reference to the acted out, introduction part of the song “The Ruler’s Back” by legendary rapper Slick Rick. There was a whole skit intro at the castle wall

“Halt who goes there?”
“It is I sire, Richard of Nottingham.”
“Well speak up man what is it?”
“News from the East, Rick The Ruler has returned!”
“Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop lying!”

Quote: It is I, your lowness,

This is a reference to Marvel’s Silver Surfer and Galactus

Quote: the herald on a surfboard
Galactic turf wars

Jim Jones didn’t use Kool-Aid, he used Flavor Aid

Quote: No Jim Jones but I got the flavor aid

Osiris was broken into 14 parts by Set.

Quote: You’re breaking apart like the god Osiris

Alfonso Ribeiro was an actor on Silver Spoons. Different Strokes is another famous 80s show with a Black Actor as a gimmick / selling point / plot point.

Quote: Steal your silver spoon, send Alfonso home
Different strokes

A “cabron” is a goat.
Chupacabra is a goat sucker, the goat killing cryptid.
(Tonto just means fool)

Quote: pinche cabron
Well Tonto here comes the chupacabra
Candleablra lit phantom of the opera

Lyrics

Quote:
No flash in the pan coronal mass ejection
Crying like an Incel that couldn’t handle rejection
Couldn’t handle inspection here comes deflection
Improper perspective you’re just defective

I brought the artillery, shots are fired
Gimped and gelded you should retire
I can’t be your sire! Don’t know your broodmare
Transform like the thing, who goes there?

It is I, your lowness, the herald on a surfboard
Galactic turf wars send you to the burn ward
Spurned couldn’t earn more when you turned whore
Your repertoire is leaving you sore.

Herby Hancock or Herby The Love Bug
Observing you squirm with the clap it’s rough
Calling Air Bud even a dog can dunk you
You’re sunk beau, marathon you got run through
———————
((Bridge))
———————
Keep it dirty, put the mop in the closet
Rockin out of socket part time prophet
No Jim Jones but I got the flavor aid
Pouring my entire heart where rhymes are made

Hidden gems, a quarry of poetry
Packed liked grocery bags inside low country
Picked from the orchard where my ancestors worked
Bring the blasphemous noise? boy you’ll get hurt

No autolatry, where’s your mind lately
Stuck in a reflection of your self hating
Narcissus but inverted it’s a crisis
You’re breaking apart like the god Osiris

Your plus is a minus can’t see, you’re eyeless
Can’t hear otitis, got encephalitis
Your ego’s as blown up as a lawn ornament
But you’re thinned skin you won’t win this tournament
———————
((Bridge))
———————
Down in the burrow, undermining
The walls of your Castle, your silver lining
Steal your silver spoon, send Alfonso home
Different strokes pinche cabron

Well Tonto here comes the chupacabra
Candleablra lit phantom of the opera
Close caper drama long distance bomber
Through your defenses catch you in pajamas

Time for sleep nighty night little kiddos
Pennywise coming for his tender vittles
Smells like bacon! Good rhymes for a treat
For good girls and boys moving to this beat

Burst like thunder and shine like Helios
So appealing yet only appearing to those
Not like revelation but dark invocation
Calling Cthulu back from vacation