This is an actual scammer phone call, though I don’t think it is as useful as the one Texas Radio Fish, it’s fun. The rest I added to add value to this upload. The rap is also the spoken pell.


it’s you again I wonder why you call
I don’t want your services at all
not going to jail won’t give up my account
won’t give you a cent not any amount
4
I’m Your Mark that’s not my name
you’re a petty thief have you no shame
I have respect for those who rob banks
hackers and leakers often get my thanks
8
but you get a shank, a boot or a fist
oh im pissed ground gonna be kissed
I do not like your green lies and spam
I do not like them Sam B Scam
12
I will not fund your new house
I will not donate with my mouse
I will not help orphans in a box
I will not fund you, you’re no fox
16
I will not fund you there or here
you’re a scammer disappear
I don’t like your green lies and spam
I do not like them Sam B Scam
20
So please just scram ride a boat or I’ll
shove your scam right down your throat

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"Scam phone call + rap, poem and sung bits"
by coruscate

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